Which Shaving Cream Do U Use

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?

Customer : Kumar’s.

S.M : Which after shave do y use ?

C : Kumar’s.

S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?

C : Kumar’s ?

S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?

C : Kumar’s.

S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is

It an international company ?

C : No, he is my room mate.

All flowers don't represent love but rose did it.

All animals cannot speak but parrot did it.

All donkeys cannot read but u did it!

Ur Tarriff plan has changed!

Now make calls acc. To d size of ur Brain.

D smaller d brain, d cheaper will b d calls.

Don't worry yaar, u can make free calls!!

Easy to say - Difficult to stay..

Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...

Difficulty is a part of Life...

But That's the reason...

Why Girlfriend is never a wife?

Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven?

A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!