Why Newton committed suicide........ Secret revealed

Why Newton committed suicide.......really cool

Why Newton died?!!!!!

Here is the reason.
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few
Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was
convinced that all his logic and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for
everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused
to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according
to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.
In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head.
To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears
taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted
with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately
only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? &
shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts
the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the
gangsters on each side of the middle gangster &
the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.
Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it.
Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest

imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as
the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and fires his gun.
Bang Bang Bang...the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was
completely shaken and decided to go back. But he
happened to see another movie for one last
time, and thought that at least one movie would
follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine
and Newton is happy that all in the
world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on
the other side of a very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one
of those superman techniques that our heroes
normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the
villain because it's the climax.

(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his
pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun
has reached above the height of the wall, he
uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of
the first gun in air.The first gun fires off and the villain is
dead.

Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!

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