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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well a s she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The doctor told him there is a simple test the he could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

"Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 Feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response. So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

"Good Lord, Ralph, are you deaf? I said for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN !"

love's story

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left.

Love wanted to persevere until the last possible moment. When the island was almost sinking, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."

Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat." Vanity answered.

Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness, let me go with you." "Oh....Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"

Happiness passed by Love too, but he was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her!

Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come Love, I will take you." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that he even forgot to ask the elder his name. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went his own way.

Love realizing how much he owed the elder and asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who helped me?" "It was Time," Knowledge answered. "Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?" Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because, only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is." Read More!

Sidecars

We aren't enthusiastic about bikes nor do the sidecars interest us, but what got our attention is the VW Van Sidecar, which looked truly impressive and gave us an idea to compile a post on sidecars. The next best thing that happened to us was coming across the 'Camper Sidecar' that looked really special and unique. And then later we came across a few interesting sidecars such as the Vespa Sidecar, Roadrocket, "Utility" Sidecar, Basket-Work Sidecar ………… and many more. We are sure that if you are among those who like bikes, then this is something that is sure to get your attention, have a look.

Lambretta Scooter With A VW Van Sidecar

Camper Sidecar:

E Pols presented a folding camper sidecar that was fastened to a Honda Goldwing at the Dutch Motorcycle Show "Tweewieler RAI" of February 1976. All it took was about 30 seconds to unfold the sidecar and transform it into a spacious frame tent by the demonstration team. Though in actual the whole procedure would probably take about two minutes. Complete with draw-out kitchen, the sidecar weighed 120 kg; fully laden the weight was about 170 kg. All that is needed to unfold the tent was first to open the lid and place it on the ground, then straighten the inner frame and tighten the lines and its done. The camper had double bed and the pull-out kitchen came with gascooker and washbasin, and the kitchen could also be used without unfolding the camper. And most importantly, camper sidecar used the same frame as the passenger sidecar P1.

Basket-Work Sidecar

A basket-work sidecar on a Yale motorcycle.

Roadrocket

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Another impressive one, with a unique design and the inspiration of which reflects in its name!

Vespas With Sidecars:

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1950's Vespa "Utility" sidecar.

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Restored Vespa scooter with sidecar.

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Italjet Indian 50cc with Sidecar

Stella With Sidecar

Stella And Side Car

Lambretta With Sidecar

And this comes from Flexit sidecars

When we came across this one, we weren't sure how would it be attached to the bike, any guesses?

50's Style

Taxi Sidecar

Swallowsidecar

1986 BMW K100 with EML Sidecar

2003 HD Heritage Springer with Olive & Black

Solardriven Sidecar

The first solardriven sidecar of the world, Motosolino: designed by Wüthrich.

Sidecars Used For Transportation Of Goods:

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This sidecar is created using mostly pipes (a cost effective method) and used for transportation of goods or in this case laundry.

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