I LOVE U

Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?

No answer

Husbnd again asks, No answer

Then again he asks,

Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz AB bhoka na bandh karo

Girl:- I LOVE U.

Boy:- Me Too.

Girl:- How Much?

Boy:- As much As U do.

Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!”

I thought u really LOVE me.

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?

STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….

Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

Mom: Kyu rote ho

Son: Dad NE mujhe

Kissi nahi di

Mom: Tumne unko Table

Nahi sunaya hoga

Son: bazU wali aunty ko

Kaunse tables aata hai

Dali NE dali par nazar dali,

Kisi NE is par dali,

Kisi NE uspar dali,

Hum NE jis par nazar dali,

Uske baap NE uski

Shaadi kahin aur kar dali