Birthday Gift

The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband:


Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband...


'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said.

'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!'


Happy and excited she was counting down the days to her birthday.


And on the day she finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought....

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A Weight Machine

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The poor guy is dead today, and his wife's in jail for murder !